Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st July 2018

Dilbert//10689, first published eight years ago on Saturday 21st July 2018

What Classes To Be An Engineer

Tags

intelligence, insult, advice, logic, engineer, engineering

Official transcript

Man: What kinds of classes should I take to become an engineer? Alice: Start by taking whatever kind of class makes you fifty percent smarter. Man: Then what? Alice: Then you won't need to ask me what to do next.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT KINDS OF CLASSES SHOULD I TAKE TO BECOME AN ENGINEER?

START BY TAKING WHATEVER KIND OF CLASS MAKES YOU FIFTY PERCENT SMARTER.

THEN WHAT?

THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO ASK ME WHAT TO DO NEXT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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