Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th July 2018

Dilbert//10688, first published eight years ago on Friday 20th July 2018

Elbonians Call Off The Hit

Tags

cruelty, hit man, murder, torture

Official transcript

Boss: Elbonia called off its plan to kill you for your culturally offensive sales video. They decided it was more cruel to keep you alive and working here. Dilbert: They're monsters! Boss: Get back in your cubicle.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIA CALLED OFF ITS PLAN TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR CULTURALLY OFFENSIVE SALES VIDEO.

THEY DECIDED IT WAS MORE CRUEL TO KEEP YOU ALIVE AND WORKING HERE.

THEY'RE MONSTERS!

GET BACK IN YOUR CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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