Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th July 2018

Dilbert//10688, first published eight years ago on Friday 20th July 2018

Elbonians Call Off The Hit

Tags

cruelty, hit man, murder, torture

Official transcript

Boss: Elbonia called off its plan to kill you for your culturally offensive sales video. They decided it was more cruel to keep you alive and working here. Dilbert: They're monsters! Boss: Get back in your cubicle.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIA CALLED OFF ITS PLAN TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR CULTURALLY OFFENSIVE SALES VIDEO.

THEY DECIDED IT WAS MORE CRUEL TO KEEP YOU ALIVE AND WORKING HERE.

THEY'RE MONSTERS!

GET BACK IN YOUR CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "They're Monsters!"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert and Elbonia in a humorous exchange. The conversation begins with Elbonia announcing that she has called off her plan to kill Dilbert for his culturally offensive sales video. However, she reveals that the decision was motivated by a desire to keep him alive to continue working at the company, as the monsters in the cubicle next door are more cruel. The strip ends with Dilbert expressing his relief and Elbonia warning him to return to his cubicle.

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