Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th July 2018

Dilbert//10693, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 25th July 2018

Dating A Coworker

Tags

dating, relationships, office policy, rules, human resources, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Can I date a co-worker? Catbert: I doubt it. You're not attractive, funny, or rich. Dilbert: I mean, is it allowed under company rules? Catbert: We only have rules about things that might happen.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I DATE A COWORKER?

I DOUBT IT. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY, OR RICH.

I MEAN, IS IT ALLOWED UNDER COMPANY RULES?

WE ONLY HAVE RULES ABOUT THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dating Co-Workers: A Dilbert Dilemma"

Summary:

In this comic strip, Dilbert is asked by his boss if he can date a co-worker. Dilbert is hesitant, citing that the co-worker is not attractive, funny, or rich. However, his boss reveals that the company has rules about things that might happen, implying that the relationship may be prohibited. Dilbert is left uncertain about the situation, highlighting the complexities of workplace relationships and the need for clear company policies.

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