Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th July 2018

Dilbert//10693, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 25th July 2018

Dating A Coworker

Tags

dating, relationships, office policy, rules, human resources, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Can I date a co-worker? Catbert: I doubt it. You're not attractive, funny, or rich. Dilbert: I mean, is it allowed under company rules? Catbert: We only have rules about things that might happen.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I DATE A COWORKER?

I DOUBT IT. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY, OR RICH.

I MEAN, IS IT ALLOWED UNDER COMPANY RULES?

WE ONLY HAVE RULES ABOUT THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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