Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th July 2018

Dilbert//10694, first published eight years ago on Thursday 26th July 2018

How About Lunch

Tags

dating, flirting, rejection, relationships, obliviousness

Official transcript

Dilbert: Would you like to have a drink after work? Woman: I don't drink. Dilbert: How about lunch? Woman: I also don't eat. Do you see a pattern yet? Dilbert: You're an android?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK AFTER WORK?

I DONT DRINK HOW ABOUT LUNCH?

I ALSO DON'T EAT. DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN YET?

YOU'RE AN ANDROID?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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