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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th July 2018

Dilbert//10694, first published eight years ago on Thursday 26th July 2018

How About Lunch


Tags

dating, flirting, rejection, relationships, obliviousness


Official transcript

Dilbert: Would you like to have a drink after work? Woman: I don't drink. Dilbert: How about lunch? Woman: I also don't eat. Do you see a pattern yet? Dilbert: You're an android?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK AFTER WORK?

I DONT DRINK HOW ABOUT LUNCH?

I ALSO DON'T EAT. DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN YET?

YOU'RE AN ANDROID?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Android's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and a coworker, who claims to be an Android. The coworker's responses are robotic and lacking in human-like behavior, leading Dilbert to question their authenticity.

Key Points:

  • The coworker's responses are overly formal and lacking in emotion.
  • They are unable to understand or respond to Dilbert's attempts to engage in small talk.
  • The coworker's behavior is consistent with the characteristics of an Android, but Dilbert remains skeptical.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of artificial intelligence and its limitations in mimicking human behavior.

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