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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th July 2018

Dilbert//10698, first published eight years ago on Monday 30th July 2018

Grant Application


Tags

job, job description, responsibility, business


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to write a government grant application for my wife's new business. Dilbert: That's not my job, and I don't know how to do it. Boss: Maybe you could learn it in your free time. Dilbert: I can see why your wife wants her own income.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO WRITE A GOVERNMENT GRANT APPLICATION FOR MY WIFE'S NEW BUSINESS.

THAT'S NOT MY JOB, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

MAYBE YOU COULD LEARN IT IN YOUR FREE TIME.

I CAN SEE WHY YOUR WIFE WANTS HER OWN INCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Free Time"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his wife. The man asks his wife to write a government grant application for his new business, but she declines, citing that she doesn't know how to do it. The man then suggests that she could learn it in her free time, which she responds to by asking why her husband wants her own income. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of balancing work and personal life, as well as the importance of communication and understanding between partners.

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