Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th July 2018

Dilbert//10698, first published eight years ago on Monday 30th July 2018

Grant Application

Tags

job, job description, responsibility, business

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to write a government grant application for my wife's new business. Dilbert: That's not my job, and I don't know how to do it. Boss: Maybe you could learn it in your free time. Dilbert: I can see why your wife wants her own income.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO WRITE A GOVERNMENT GRANT APPLICATION FOR MY WIFE'S NEW BUSINESS.

THAT'S NOT MY JOB, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

MAYBE YOU COULD LEARN IT IN YOUR FREE TIME.

I CAN SEE WHY YOUR WIFE WANTS HER OWN INCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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