Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st July 2018

Dilbert//10699, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 31st July 2018

Wife Starts A Business

Tags

entrepreneur, business, divorce, marriage, assumption, small business, relationships

Official transcript

Boss: My wife is starting her own business. Carol: I'm sorry to hear that. How many years have you been married? Boss: She's not leaving me. She's starting a business. Carol: Right. Don't talk about Phase 2. Got it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY WIFE IS STARTING HER OWN BUSINESS.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

SHE'S NOT LEAVING ME. SHE'S STARTING A BUSINESS.

RIGHT.

DON T TALK ABOUT PHASE 2.

GOT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.