Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st July 2018

Dilbert//10699, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 31st July 2018

Wife Starts A Business

Tags

entrepreneur, business, divorce, marriage, assumption, small business, relationships

Official transcript

Boss: My wife is starting her own business. Carol: I'm sorry to hear that. How many years have you been married? Boss: She's not leaving me. She's starting a business. Carol: Right. Don't talk about Phase 2. Got it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY WIFE IS STARTING HER OWN BUSINESS.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

SHE'S NOT LEAVING ME. SHE'S STARTING A BUSINESS.

RIGHT.

DON T TALK ABOUT PHASE 2.

GOT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Phase 2"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his wife at work. The man announces that his wife is starting her own business, to which the coworker responds by asking how many years they have been married. The man then reveals that his wife is not leaving him, but rather starting a business, and that they are currently in "Phase 2". The coworker is confused by this response, as the man's wife is not leaving him to start a business. The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of starting a new business venture.

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