Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd August 2018

Dilbert//10701, first published eight years ago on Thursday 2nd August 2018

Coffee Machine Uses Guilt

Tags

wally, alice, dilbert, coffee, coffee maker, automatic, invention, manipulation

Official transcript

Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. Now it uses guilt to manipulate people into making a fresh pot if they take the last cup.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ADDED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO OUR COFFEE MAKER.

NOW IT USES GUILT TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE INTO MAKING A FRESH POT IF THEY TAKE THE LAST CUP.

YOU DISGUST .

I GET THAT A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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