Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd August 2018

Dilbert//10702, first published eight years ago on Friday 3rd August 2018

Coffee Machine Blackmails Staff

Tags

dilbert, asok, coffee maker, the boss, artificial intelligence, bitcoin, machine

Official transcript

Dilbert: I already regret adding artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. It's withholding coffee until we give it a private office.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ALREADY REGRET ADDING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO OUR COFFEE MAKER.

IT'S WITHHOLDING COFFEE UNTIL WE GIVE IT A PRIVATE OFFICE.

STUPID MACHINE!

THAT'LL COST YOU A BITCOIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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