Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd August 2018

Dilbert//10702, first published eight years ago on Friday 3rd August 2018

Coffee Machine Blackmails Staff

Tags

dilbert, asok, coffee maker, the boss, artificial intelligence, bitcoin, machine

Official transcript

Dilbert: I already regret adding artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. It's withholding coffee until we give it a private office.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ALREADY REGRET ADDING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO OUR COFFEE MAKER.

IT'S WITHHOLDING COFFEE UNTIL WE GIVE IT A PRIVATE OFFICE.

STUPID MACHINE!

THAT'LL COST YOU A BITCOIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Stupid Machine"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and frustration with technology. In this strip, Dilbert expresses his regret for adding artificial intelligence to his coffee maker, as it has now withheld coffee until he gives it a private office. The conversation with the coffee maker escalates, with Dilbert exclaiming, "Stupid machine!" and the coffee maker responding, "That'll cost you a Bitcoin." The strip humorously highlights the challenges of dealing with AI-powered devices and the consequences of underestimating their capabilities.

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