Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th August 2018

Dilbert//10706, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 7th August 2018

Wally Enjoys Listening To Himself

Tags

dilbert, wally, talking, coffee, boring, moment

Official transcript

Wally: I recently realized how much I enjoy listening to myself talk. The alternative involves listening to people who are boring and wrong about everything.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RECENTLY REALIZED HOW MUCH I ENJOY LISTENING TO MYSELF TALK.

THE ALTERNATIVE INVOLVES LISTENING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BORING AND WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING.

THAT'S NOT...

SHHH!

DON'T RUIN A PERFECT MOMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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