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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th August 2018

Dilbert//10705, first published eight years ago on Monday 6th August 2018

A One Variable World


Tags

topper, dilbert, genius, rejection, variable, cost


Official transcript

Topper: I reject your idea because the costs are high.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I REJECT YOUR IDEA BECAUSE THE COSTS ARE HIGH.

IN A ONE-VARIABLE WORLD, YOU WOULD BE A GENIUS.

THANK YOU.

I MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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