Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th August 2018

Dilbert//10713, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 14th August 2018

Offers To Help

Tags

dilbert, help, project, sucker, woman employee

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our pointy-haired boss asked me to help you on your project.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS ASKED ME TO HELP YOU ON YOUR PROJECT.

YES!!! MY DREAM OF GETTING PAID WHILE OTHER PEOPLE DO MY WORK IS BECOMING REALITY!

I MIGHT HAVE PLAYED THIS WRONG.

SUCKER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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