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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th August 2018

Dilbert//10714, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 15th August 2018

How Dilbert Can Help


Tags

dilbert, project, criticism, option, boss, worthless


Official transcript

Dilbert: How can I help you on your project?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW CAN I HELP YOU ON YOUR PROJECT?

I'LL SEND YOU MY FILES AND YOU CAN DO ALL OF MY WORK WHILE I CRITICIZE YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK.

IS THERE ANOTHER OPTION?

YES, IT INVOLVES TELLING YOUR BOSS YOU'RE WORTHLESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Value of Criticism"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss asks the employee to help with a project, but with a twist: the employee is instructed to send all their work to the boss while criticizing them behind their back. The employee is taken aback by this request, asking if there's another option. The boss responds by stating that telling the boss they're worthless is a viable alternative.

Key Points:

  • The boss requests the employee to send all their work while criticizing them behind their back.
  • The employee is hesitant, asking if there's another option.
  • The boss suggests that telling them they're worthless is a valid alternative.
  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the boss's request and the employee's reluctance to comply.

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