Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th August 2018

Dilbert//10714, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 15th August 2018

How Dilbert Can Help

Tags

dilbert, project, criticism, option, boss, worthless

Official transcript

Dilbert: How can I help you on your project?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN I HELP YOU ON YOUR PROJECT?

I'LL SEND YOU MY FILES AND YOU CAN DO ALL OF MY WORK WHILE I CRITICIZE YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK.

IS THERE ANOTHER OPTION?

YES, IT INVOLVES TELLING YOUR BOSS YOU'RE WORTHLESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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