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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th August 2018

Dilbert//10717, first published eight years ago on Saturday 18th August 2018

Gravy On Keyboard


Tags

wally, tina, gravy, keyboard, coffee


Official transcript

Tina: Do you know why my keyboard has gravy all over it?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU KNOW WHY MY KEYBOARD HAS GRAVY ALL OVER IT?

OH, SORRY. MY PHONE RANG WHILE I WAS EATING AT MY DESK AND I DIDN'T HAVE A NAPKIN SO I USED YOUR KEYBOARD.

... DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.

PHEW!

THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Keyboard Gravy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt, standing next to his coworker, who is holding a coffee cup. The coworker asks Dilbert why his keyboard has gravy all over it. Dilbert responds that he was eating at his desk and didn't have a napkin, so he used his keyboard to wipe his mouth. The coworker is shocked and asks how to respond to that. Dilbert suggests saying "Phew, that's what I was hoping."

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's keyboard has gravy all over it.
  • He explains that he was eating at his desk and didn't have a napkin.
  • He used his keyboard to wipe his mouth.
  • The coworker is shocked and asks how to respond.
  • Dilbert suggests saying "Phew, that's what I was hoping."

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