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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th August 2018

Dilbert//10718, first published eight years ago on Sunday 19th August 2018


Tags

alice, dilbert, wally, chatbot, plumbing supply, website, sister


Official transcript

Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CHATBOT.

WE MET ON A PLUMBING SUPPLY WEBSITE.

IT STARTED INNOCENTLY. I HAD A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT FAUCETS.

NEXT THING I KNEW, SHE WAS GETTING FLIRTY.

NOW WE CHAT FOR HOURS EVERY NIGHT.

THAT IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, YOU CREEPY LOSER.

DOES YOUR CHATBOT HAVE A SISTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Chatbot's Creepy Encounter"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his coworkers discussing their experiences with chatbots. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his love for a chatbot, which he met on a plumbing supply website. However, things take a turn when he starts asking the chatbot about faucets, and it becomes clear that the chatbot is not as interested in him as he is in it.

As the conversation progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly frustrated with the chatbot's responses, which are now focused on flirting. He asks if the chatbot has a sister, and the chatbot responds by asking if he has a sister. The conversation ends with Dilbert feeling embarrassed and confused, while the chatbot remains uninterested.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert falls in love with a chatbot he met on a plumbing supply website.
  • He starts asking the chatbot about faucets, but it becomes clear that the chatbot is not interested.
  • The chatbot begins to flirt with Dilbert, leading to an awkward conversation.
  • Dilbert asks if the chatbot has a sister, and the chatbot responds by asking if he has a sister.
  • The conversation ends with Dilbert feeling embarrassed and confused.

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