Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th August 2018

Dilbert//10718, first published eight years ago on Sunday 19th August 2018

Tags

alice, dilbert, wally, chatbot, plumbing supply, website, sister

Official transcript

Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CHATBOT.

WE MET ON A PLUMBING SUPPLY WEBSITE.

IT STARTED INNOCENTLY. I HAD A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT FAUCETS.

NEXT THING I KNEW, SHE WAS GETTING FLIRTY.

NOW WE CHAT FOR HOURS EVERY NIGHT.

THAT IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, YOU CREEPY LOSER.

DOES YOUR CHATBOT HAVE A SISTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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