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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st August 2018

Dilbert//10720, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 21st August 2018

Wally Has An Idea For Carol


Tags

carol, wally, bike, compliment, insults


Official transcript

Wally: I have a great idea for you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR YOU.

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

YOUR IDEAS ARE ALWAYS INSULTS MASQUERADING AS HELPFULNESS.

YOU SEEM CRANKY.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED RIDING A BIKE TO WORK?

DIE, MONSTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Riding a Bike to Work"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two coworkers in an office setting. The first coworker, wearing a green shirt, approaches the second coworker, who is wearing a pink shirt, with an idea. The second coworker responds by mocking the idea, suggesting that it is "insults masquerading as helpfulness." The first coworker, taken aback, retorts that the second coworker seems cranky and asks if they have considered riding a bike to work. The second coworker responds with a sarcastic comment, "Die, monster!" The comic strip pokes fun at the common office dynamic where coworkers often engage in witty banter and sarcasm.

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