Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st August 2018

Dilbert//10720, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 21st August 2018

Wally Has An Idea For Carol

Tags

carol, wally, bike, compliment, insults

Official transcript

Wally: I have a great idea for you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR YOU.

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

YOUR IDEAS ARE ALWAYS INSULTS MASQUERADING AS HELPFULNESS.

YOU SEEM CRANKY.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED RIDING A BIKE TO WORK?

DIE, MONSTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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