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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd August 2018

Dilbert//10721, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 22nd August 2018

Jerry The Contract Employee


Tags

threat, dilbert, the boss, jerry, contract, zebra, agile


Official transcript

The Boss: This is Jerry the contract employee. I hired him to work on project zebra.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS IS JERRY THE CONTRACT EMPLOYEE.

I HIRED HIM TO WORK ON PROJECT ZEBRA.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN DEFINED THE PROJECT.

HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT SKILLS WE NEEDED?

WHY ARE YOU SO THREATENED BY JERRY?

HE'S NOT I VERY I AGILE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Project Zebra"

Summary:

  • Jerry, a contract employee, is hired to work on Project Zebra.
  • The project team is unaware of Jerry's skills, leading to concerns about his ability to complete the project.
  • Jerry's response, "He's not very agile," implies that he is not physically fit for the project.
  • The team is left uncertain about Jerry's qualifications and suitability for the task.

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