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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th August 2018

Dilbert//10727, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 28th August 2018

Wally's Track Record As Mentor


Tags

abuse, wally, dilbert, coffee, self-inflicted, injuries, interns


Official transcript

Wally: I checked up on all of the interns I've mentored over the years. Most of them died from self-inflicted inures.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CHECKED UP ON ALL OF THE INTERNS IVE MENTORED OVER THE YEARS.

MOST OF THEM DIED FROM SELF-INFLICTED INJURIES AND THE REST?

THE REST WERE KILLED BY OTHER PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Rest Were Killed by Other People"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, engaged in a conversation with another character. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking about the status of the interns he has mentored over the years. The other character responds that most of them died from self-inflicted injuries. Dilbert inquires about the remaining interns, to which the character replies that the rest were killed by other people.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert has mentored interns in the past.
  • Most of the interns died from self-inflicted injuries.
  • The remaining interns were killed by other people.
  • The comic strip is a humorous commentary on workplace dynamics and the challenges faced by interns.

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