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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th August 2018

Dilbert//10728, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 29th August 2018

Dogbert's Time Management Book


Tags

dogbert, dilbert, time, management, time management, blank


Official transcript

Dogbert: Would you like to read my book on time management?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ MY BOOK ON TIME MANAGEMENT?

YES.

THESE PAGES ARE BLANK.

I JUST SAVED YOU THREE HOURS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time Management"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white-haired character, sitting at a desk with a red-shirted man. Dilbert asks the man to read his book on time management, to which the man agrees. However, upon opening the book, he discovers that the pages are blank. Dilbert then reveals that he has saved the man three hours by not having to read the book.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert asks the man to read his book on time management.
  • The man agrees, but finds the pages to be blank.
  • Dilbert reveals that he has saved the man three hours by not having to read the book.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of time management and the concept of productivity.

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