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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st August 2018

Dilbert//10730, first published eight years ago on Friday 31st August 2018

Introducing The New Hire


Tags

the boss, new hire, names, introduction


Official transcript

The New Hire

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE NEW HIRE CAN YOU TAKE ME AROUND THE OFFICE AND INTRODUCE ME?

WON'T WORK BECAUSE IT REQUIRES ME TO ADMIT I DON'T KNOW MOST OF THEIR NAMES WHAT'S MY NAME?

UM...

DOES IT START WITH A LETTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The New Hire"

Summary:

  • A new employee is introduced to the office and asked to take the manager around.
  • The manager asks the employee to admit they don't know most of their names, implying a lack of familiarity with the office dynamics.
  • The employee responds by asking what their own name is, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
  • The manager is left confused, unable to provide a clear answer to the employee's question.

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