Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st August 2018

Dilbert//10730, first published eight years ago on Friday 31st August 2018

Introducing The New Hire

Tags

the boss, new hire, names, introduction

Official transcript

The New Hire

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW HIRE CAN YOU TAKE ME AROUND THE OFFICE AND INTRODUCE ME?

WON'T WORK BECAUSE IT REQUIRES ME TO ADMIT I DON'T KNOW MOST OF THEIR NAMES WHAT'S MY NAME?

UM...

DOES IT START WITH A LETTER?

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