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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st September 2018

Dilbert//10731, first published eight years ago on Saturday 1st September 2018

Glass Is Half Full


Tags

dilbert, wally, the boss, glass, half empty, half full, the engineer, pie hole


Official transcript

The Boss: A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says it is half full.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A PESSIMIST SAYS THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY.

AN OPTIMIST SAYS IT IS HALF FULL.

THE ENGINEER SAYS THE GLASS IS TOO BIG.

THE MANAGER SAYS THE ENGINEER SHOULD SHUT HIS PIE HOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Pessimist, an Optimist, and an Engineer Walk into a Bar..."

Summary:

The comic strip features three individuals with distinct perspectives on a glass being half full or empty. The pessimist views the glass as half empty, while the optimist sees it as half full. An engineer intervenes, suggesting that the glass is too big, and proposes shutting the pie hole to address the issue. This humorous exchange highlights the differing viewpoints of the three individuals.

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