Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st September 2018

Dilbert//10731, first published eight years ago on Saturday 1st September 2018

Glass Is Half Full

Tags

dilbert, wally, the boss, glass, half empty, half full, the engineer, pie hole

Official transcript

The Boss: A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says it is half full.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A PESSIMIST SAYS THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY.

AN OPTIMIST SAYS IT IS HALF FULL.

THE ENGINEER SAYS THE GLASS IS TOO BIG.

THE MANAGER SAYS THE ENGINEER SHOULD SHUT HIS PIE HOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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