Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd September 2018

Dilbert//10733, first published eight years ago on Monday 3rd September 2018

Ted Dies From Chair

Tags

catbert, the boss, ted, treadmill, alice, exercise ball, kneeling chair, ergonomics

Official transcript

Catbert: Ted got thrown from his treadmill desk, bounced off of alice's exercise ball chair, and broke his neck on a kneeling chair. The cause of death is listed as, "good ergonomics."

On the plus side, his posture was excellent.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED GOT THROWN FROM HIS TREADMILL DESK, BOUNCED OFF OF ALICE'S EXERCISE BALL CHAIR, AND BROKE HIS NECK ON A KNEELING CHAIR.

THE CAUSE OF DEATH IS LISTED AS "GOOD ERGONOMICS." ON THE PLUS SIDE, HIS POSTURE WAS EXCELLENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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