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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd September 2018

Dilbert//10732, first published eight years ago on Sunday 2nd September 2018


Tags

dilbert, the boss, google, data center, software, fix, agile


Official transcript

Dilbert: I put together a plan for our data center project.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I PUT TOGETHER A PLAN FOR OUR DATA CENTER PROJECT.

WE DON'T NEED A PLAN. WE'RE AN AGILE COMPANY.

IT'S BETTER TO MOVE FAST AND FIX OUR MISTAKES AS WE GO.

YOU'RE THINKING OF SOFTWARE, WHERE THE COST OF MISTAKES IS LOW. THIS IS A CONSTRUCTION PROJECT.

THAT DATA CENTER WILL BE FULL OF SOFTWARE, WILL IT NOT?

YES, BUT...

DON'T BE AFRAID OF CHANGE.

WHAT IF I RAPIDLY MAKE A PLAN AND TELL YOU I DIDN'T?

IS THAT AGILE ENOUGH FOR YOU?

I'LL NEED TO GOOGLE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Agile Misconceptions"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in, humorously highlights the misconceptions surrounding Agile methodologies. The conversation between Dilbert and his boss showcases the common pitfalls of adopting Agile without a clear understanding of its principles.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's boss believes that Agile means they don't need a plan, which is a common misconception.
  • Dilbert points out that Agile is about moving fast and fixing mistakes as they go, emphasizing the importance of adaptability.
  • The boss thinks software development is a construction project, where cost is low, and mistakes are easily fixed.
  • Dilbert corrects him, stating that software development is not a construction project and that Agile is not about avoiding change, but rather embracing it.
  • The boss asks if Agile is enough for him, and Dilbert responds that it's not, implying that more planning and structure are necessary.

Conclusion:

The comic strip pokes fun at the misinterpretation of Agile principles and the lack of understanding among some individuals. It highlights the importance of clear communication and a thorough understanding of Agile methodologies to avoid common pitfalls.

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