Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd September 2018

Dilbert//10732, first published eight years ago on Sunday 2nd September 2018

Tags

dilbert, the boss, google, data center, software, fix, agile

Official transcript

Dilbert: I put together a plan for our data center project.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PUT TOGETHER A PLAN FOR OUR DATA CENTER PROJECT.

WE DON'T NEED A PLAN. WE'RE AN AGILE COMPANY.

IT'S BETTER TO MOVE FAST AND FIX OUR MISTAKES AS WE GO.

YOU'RE THINKING OF SOFTWARE, WHERE THE COST OF MISTAKES IS LOW. THIS IS A CONSTRUCTION PROJECT.

THAT DATA CENTER WILL BE FULL OF SOFTWARE, WILL IT NOT?

YES, BUT...

DON'T BE AFRAID OF CHANGE.

WHAT IF I RAPIDLY MAKE A PLAN AND TELL YOU I DIDN'T?

IS THAT AGILE ENOUGH FOR YOU?

I'LL NEED TO GOOGLE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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