Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th September 2018

Dilbert//10739, first published eight years ago on Sunday 9th September 2018

Tags

data, dilbert, internet, jerry, tweet, weasel

Official transcript

Jerry: Omg! You are soooo wrong! I literally cannot believe you are this gullible. Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! I can't wait to tweet about your stupidity. Your dumbness will live forever on the internet!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OMG! YOU ARE 500000 WRONG!

I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE THIS GULLIBLE.

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I CANT WAIT TO TWEET ABOUT YOUR STUPIDITY.

YOUR DUMBNESS WILL LIVE FOREVER ON THE INTERNET!

SEND YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEW DATA THAT PROVES I'M RIGHT.

WILL YOU APOLOGIZE LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING? OR WILL YOU MOVE THE GOALPOSTS, CLAIM VICTORY, AND TRASH MY NAME LIKE A DEMENTED WEASEL?

CAN YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE WEASEL OPTION?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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