Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th September 2018

Dilbert//10740, first published eight years ago on Monday 10th September 2018

Device Can Read Minds

Tags

the boss, dilbert, device, read, thoughts, turn, computer, commands, theories, engineer, engineering, invention, nothing, broken

Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented a device that can read your thoughts and turn them into computer commands.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A DEVICE THAT CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS AND TURN THEM INTO COMPUTER COMMANDS.

NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

IS IT BROKEN?

THAT'S ONE OF MY TOP TWO THEORIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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