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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th September 2018

Dilbert//10744, first published eight years ago on Friday 14th September 2018

Virtual Reality


Tags

dilbert, wally, days, virtual, trained, hospital, designer, bed, lazy


Official transcript

Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AFTER SPENDING THREE GREAT DAYS IN VIRTUAL REALITY, I ACCIDENTALLY TRAINED MYSELF TO HATE ACTUAL REALITY.

WHAT IF THIS REALITY IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER VIRTUAL REALITY, AND YOU'RE REALLY IN A HOSPITAL BED SOMEWHERE?

WHAT KIND OF DESIGNER WOULD MAKE A REALITY WITH YOU IN IT?

A LAZY ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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