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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th September 2018

Dilbert//10744, first published eight years ago on Friday 14th September 2018

Virtual Reality


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dilbert, wally, days, virtual, trained, hospital, designer, bed, lazy


Official transcript

Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AFTER SPENDING THREE GREAT DAYS IN VIRTUAL REALITY, I ACCIDENTALLY TRAINED MYSELF TO HATE ACTUAL REALITY.

WHAT IF THIS REALITY IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER VIRTUAL REALITY, AND YOU'RE REALLY IN A HOSPITAL BED SOMEWHERE?

WHAT KIND OF DESIGNER WOULD MAKE A REALITY WITH YOU IN IT?

A LAZY ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Virtual Reality"

Summary:

  • The comic strip follows the character Dilbert as he navigates a series of humorous misadventures in virtual reality.
  • In the first panel, Dilbert is shown to be experiencing a frustrating day in virtual reality, where he accidentally trains himself to hate actual reality.
  • In the second panel, Dilbert is asked by another character if he is currently in a hospital bed, and he responds that he is actually in a virtual reality.
  • The third panel reveals that the character asking the question is also in virtual reality, and is seeking advice on how to make a reality with the person in it a "lazy one."
  • Throughout the comic strip, Dilbert's sarcastic wit and clever observations provide comedic relief as he navigates the absurdities of virtual reality.

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