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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th September 2018

Dilbert//10743, first published eight years ago on Thursday 13th September 2018

Present Company Excluded


Tags

dilbert, carol, virtual, human, organic, cheated, present, excluded, problem


Official transcript

Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I JUST SPENT THREE DAYS USING VIRTUAL REALITY WITH NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER.

NOW EVERY TIME I INTERACT WITH AN ORGANIC HUMAN, I FEEL CHEATED.

PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED?

HERE'S ANOTHER PROBLEM I NEVER HAVE IN VIRTUAL REALITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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