Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th September 2018

Dilbert//10746, first published eight years ago on Sunday 16th September 2018

Tags

dilbert, employee, calendar, week, awkward, problem, schedule, relative, lunch, sandwich

Official transcript

Male Employee: Do you have an hour to meet next week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE AN HOUR TO MEET NEXT WEEK?

LET ME CHECK MY CALENDAR.

NEXT WEEK IS NOT GOOD.

YOU DON'T HAVE ONE HOUR OF FREE TIME ALL WEEK?

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

THE PROBLEM ISN'T MY SCHEDULE SO MUCH AS YOUR TOTAL LACK OF VALUE RELATIVE TO MY ALTERNATIVES.

MAYBE WE COULD MEET OVER LUNCH?

I LIKE TO FOCUS ON MY SANDWICH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Next Week is Not Good"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and witty observations, in a humorous exchange with his boss. The conversation takes place in an office setting, where Dilbert's boss asks him to meet next week. Dilbert responds by saying that next week is not good, and his boss asks if he has an hour to meet the following week. Dilbert agrees but expresses his dislike of meetings, stating that they are a waste of time and that he would rather focus on his sandwich.

The comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the common phenomenon of people avoiding meetings and finding ways to get out of them. It pokes fun at the idea that meetings are often unproductive and can be a distraction from more important tasks. Overall, the comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of working in an office environment.

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