Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th September 2018

Dilbert//10746, first published eight years ago on Sunday 16th September 2018

Tags

dilbert, employee, calendar, week, awkward, problem, schedule, relative, lunch, sandwich

Official transcript

Male Employee: Do you have an hour to meet next week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE AN HOUR TO MEET NEXT WEEK?

LET ME CHECK MY CALENDAR.

NEXT WEEK IS NOT GOOD.

YOU DON'T HAVE ONE HOUR OF FREE TIME ALL WEEK?

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

THE PROBLEM ISN'T MY SCHEDULE SO MUCH AS YOUR TOTAL LACK OF VALUE RELATIVE TO MY ALTERNATIVES.

MAYBE WE COULD MEET OVER LUNCH?

I LIKE TO FOCUS ON MY SANDWICH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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