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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th September 2018

Dilbert//10747, first published eight years ago on Monday 17th September 2018

Compared To What


Tags

dogbert, referee, terrible, compared, imagine, penalty, flag, incorrect, duh


Official transcript

Dogbert, the meeting referee.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT, THE MEETING REFEREE.

YOUR PLAN IS TERRIBLE.

COMPARED TO WHAT?

-00- COMPARED TO THE PLAN I IMAGINE COULD EXIST, BUT DOESN'T.

DUH.

PENALTY FLAG FOR INCORRECT USE OF "DUH."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert, The Meeting Referee"

Summary:

  • A man presents a plan to a group, but Dogbert, the meeting referee, interrupts and asks if the plan is terrible compared to what.
  • The man responds that his plan is not terrible, but Dogbert flags the use of the word "doh" as a penalty.
  • The man apologizes and changes his language to "duh," which is approved by Dogbert.

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