Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th September 2018

Dilbert//10749, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 19th September 2018

Dogbert Throws Penalty Flag

Tags

alice, the boss, asok, wally, dilbert, accomplish, addicted, apps, fortnite, slept, losers, podcast

Official transcript

Alice: I accomplished nothing this week because I'm addicted to apps on my phone. I haven't slept in three days because of my "Fortnite"

habit.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE IM ADDICTED TO APPS ON MY PHONE.

I HAVENT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS BECAUSE OF MY "FORTNITE" HABIT.

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU LOSERS?

SHHH.

I GOT A ONE-EAR PODCAST GOING HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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