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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th September 2018

Dilbert//10749, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 19th September 2018

Dogbert Throws Penalty Flag


Tags

alice, the boss, asok, wally, dilbert, accomplish, addicted, apps, fortnite, slept, losers, podcast


Official transcript

Alice: I accomplished nothing this week because I'm addicted to apps on my phone. I haven't slept in three days because of my "Fortnite"

habit.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE IM ADDICTED TO APPS ON MY PHONE.

I HAVENT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS BECAUSE OF MY "FORTNITE" HABIT.

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU LOSERS?

SHHH.

I GOT A ONE-EAR PODCAST GOING HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Fortnite Frenzy"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character who has neglected their work due to their excessive playing of the popular video game Fortnite. The character's colleagues express their frustration and disappointment, highlighting the negative impact of excessive gaming on productivity and relationships.

Key Points:

  • The character has not slept in three days due to their Fortnite habit.
  • Their colleagues are concerned about the impact on their work and relationships.
  • The character is defensive and dismissive of their colleagues' concerns.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people can become so engrossed in gaming that they neglect other aspects of their lives.

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