Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th September 2018

Dilbert//10750, first published eight years ago on Thursday 20th September 2018

Hiring Paul The Criminal

Tags

dilbert, the boss, job, market, competitive, ex-cons, work, criminals, caught, paul, data center, copper, wire

Official transcript

The Boss: The job market is so competitive that we can't even find ex-cons who want to work here. So we're hiring active criminals who haven't yet been caught.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE JOB MARKET IS SO COMPETITIVE THAT WE CAN'T EVEN FIND EX-CONS WHO WANT TO WORK HERE.

SO WERE HIRING ACTIVE CRIMINALS WHO HAVEN'T YET BEEN CAUGHT.

SAY HELLO TO PAUL.

I HEAR OUR DATA CENTER HAS A LOT OF COPPER WIRE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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