Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd September 2018

Dilbert//10752, first published eight years ago on Saturday 22nd September 2018

New Statue In The Lobby

Tags

dilbert, alice, the boss, criminal, tech support, darned, good, report

Official transcript

The Boss: Where's the career criminal I hired to do tech support? He was last seen talking to you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE'S THE CAREER CRIMINAL I HIRED TO DO TECH SUPPORT?

HE WAS LAST SEEN TALKING TO YOU.

RUMOR HAS IT THAT SOMEONE MURDERED HIM, COVERED HIM IN WITE-OUT AND TRIED TO PASS HIM OFF AS A STATUE IN THE LOBBY.

I WOULD REPORT THIS IF IT DIDN'T LOOK SO DARNED GOOD HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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