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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st September 2018

Dilbert//10751, first published eight years ago on Friday 21st September 2018

Criminal Does Tech Support


Tags

the boss, dilbert, market, competitive, career, criminal, internal, tech support, passwords, software, justice, fist


Official transcript

Dilbert: I know the job market is highly competitive, but was it really a good idea to hire a career criminal?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I KNOW THE JOB MARKET IS HIGHLY COMPETITIVE, BUT WAS IT REALLY A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE A CAREER CRIMINAL?

RELAX. HE'S JUST DOING INTERNAL TECH SUPPORT.

I'LL NEED ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS TO UPDATE YOUR SOFTWARE.

HAVE YOU MET MY FIST OF JUSTICE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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