Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st September 2018

Dilbert//10751, first published eight years ago on Friday 21st September 2018

Criminal Does Tech Support

Tags

the boss, dilbert, market, competitive, career, criminal, internal, tech support, passwords, software, justice, fist

Official transcript

Dilbert: I know the job market is highly competitive, but was it really a good idea to hire a career criminal?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KNOW THE JOB MARKET IS HIGHLY COMPETITIVE, BUT WAS IT REALLY A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE A CAREER CRIMINAL?

RELAX. HE'S JUST DOING INTERNAL TECH SUPPORT.

I'LL NEED ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS TO UPDATE YOUR SOFTWARE.

HAVE YOU MET MY FIST OF JUSTICE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Career Criminal's Job Market"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at a desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a woman who inquires about his job market experience. The woman asks if it was a good idea to hire a career criminal, and Dilbert responds by saying that the job market is highly competitive but notes that the criminal's skills could be valuable.

The conversation then shifts to a man who is doing internal tech support, who asks if Dilbert has met his fist of justice. Dilbert responds by saying that he needs all of his passwords to update his software, and the man replies that he has met his fist of justice.

Overall, the comic strip explores the theme of finding the right candidate for a job and the importance of having the right skills and experience. It also touches on the idea of having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at oneself.

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