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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th September 2018

Dilbert//10756, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 26th September 2018

No Policy Against Lying


Tags

catbert, ted, evil, director, human, resources, lying, policy, checked


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ALICE CALLED ME A LIAR.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN THAT HAPPENED?

LYING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT.

THERE'S NO COMPANY POLICY AGAINST LYING. I CHECKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between Catbert and a red cat.
  • The red cat, disguised as a human, approaches Catbert and says, "Alice called me a liar."
  • Catbert responds, "What were you doing when that happened?"
  • The red cat replies, "Lying."
  • Catbert then asks, "Maybe we should talk about that."
  • The red cat responds, "There's no company policy against lying. I checked."

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