Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th September 2018

Dilbert//10756, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 26th September 2018

No Policy Against Lying

Tags

catbert, ted, evil, director, human, resources, lying, policy, checked

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ALICE CALLED ME A LIAR.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN THAT HAPPENED?

LYING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT.

THERE'S NO COMPANY POLICY AGAINST LYING. I CHECKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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