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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th September 2018

Dilbert//10757, first published eight years ago on Thursday 27th September 2018

Ted The Liar


Tags

alice, the boss, ted, liar, policy, forbid, disrespecting, co-workers, lying


Official transcript

The Boss: Ted says you called him a liar. Our policy forbids disrespecting your co-workers.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TED SAYS YOU CALLED HIM A LIAR.

OUR POLICY FORBIDS DISRESPECTING YOUR COWORKERS.

BUT TED'S LYING IS OKAY?

WE DONT HAVE A POLICY ABOUT LYING.

DID TED TELL YOU THAT?

YES . ..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ted's Lying Policy"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around Ted's policy of not tolerating lying among coworkers.
  • However, when confronted about his own lying, Ted claims that he is not lying.
  • The conversation highlights the absurdity of Ted's policy and the hypocrisy of his actions.

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