Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th September 2018

Dilbert//10758, first published eight years ago on Friday 28th September 2018

Everyone Does Their Job

Tags

coffee, deadline, dilbert, fashion, jobs, negative, woman and dating

Official transcript

Dilbert: We'll be ready by your deadline if everyone does their jobs in a timely fashion.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL BE READY BY YOUR DEADLINE IF EVERYONE DOES THEIR JOBS IN A TIMELY FASHION.

HOW OFTEN DOES THAT HAPPEN?

IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

THEN YOU'RE SAYING YOU WON'T BE READY BY THE DEADLINE.

WHY MUST YOU BE SO NEGATIVE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Deadline Dilemma"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two individuals, with one person asking about the frequency of deadlines and the other responding that they have never happened.
• The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the first person asks why they must be so negative, only to be met with a sarcastic response.
• The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of deadlines and the frustration that comes with them.

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