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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st October 2018

Dilbert//10761, first published eight years ago on Monday 1st October 2018

Use Company Products


Tags

dilbert, the boss, wally, asok, alice, attention, products, required, use, bad, sign


Official transcript

The Boss: It has come to my attention that none of you use the products we make. From now on you are all required to use our products.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NONE OF YOU USE THE PRODUCTS WE MAKE.

FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE ALL REQUIRED TO USE OUR PRODUCTS.

AAAARG!!!

SHOOT N0000!!!

!

THAT'S A BAD SIGN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Productivity Police"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2018, depicts a humorous scene where employees are forced to use a new product, despite their lack of interest. The boss, determined to increase productivity, enforces the use of the product, leading to a chaotic and frustrated reaction from the employees. The strip pokes fun at the common office scenario where employees are often forced to adopt new tools or software without their consent, highlighting the challenges of implementing change in a workplace setting.

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