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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th October 2018

Dilbert//10767, first published eight years ago on Sunday 7th October 2018


Tags

dilbert, man, criticizing, face, head, arrogance, toxic, personality, garbage, plague, legs, truth, power, behind, back


Official transcript

Man: I heard you were criticizing me behind my back. Try saying those things to my face!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU WERE CRITICIZING ME BEHIND MY BACK.

TRY SAYING THOSE THINGS TO MY FACE!

OKAY.

YOU'RE A HOTHEADED KNOW-NOTHING WHO USES HIS ARROGANCE TO MASK HIS TOTAL LACK OF TALENT.

YOU RUIN EVERY MEETING WITH YOUR TOXIC PERSONALITY.

EVERY PROJECT YOU TOUCH TURNS TO GARBAGE. YOU'RE LIKE A PLAGUE WITH LEGS.

OKAY... THAT WAS HARSH, BUT I RESPECT YOU FOR SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY POWER.

MAYBE IT'S BETTER IF YOU TALK BEHIND MY BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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