Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th October 2018

Dilbert//10768, first published eight years ago on Monday 8th October 2018

Carol Can't Get The Printer To Work

Tags

carol, dilbert, printer, work, priorities, yammering

Official transcript

Carol: I can't get the printer to work can you help?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANT GET THE PRINTER TO WORK.

CAN YOU HELP?

SURE. I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I FINISH MY TWENTY-SEVEN TASKS THAT ARE ALL HIGHER PRIORITIES.

HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

I GOT THREE NEW TASKS WHILE YOU WERE HERE YAMMERING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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