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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th October 2018

Dilbert//10768, first published eight years ago on Monday 8th October 2018

Carol Can't Get The Printer To Work


Tags

carol, dilbert, printer, work, priorities, yammering


Official transcript

Carol: I can't get the printer to work can you help?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CANT GET THE PRINTER TO WORK.

CAN YOU HELP?

SURE. I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I FINISH MY TWENTY-SEVEN TASKS THAT ARE ALL HIGHER PRIORITIES.

HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

I GOT THREE NEW TASKS WHILE YOU WERE HERE YAMMERING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Priorities"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments and struggles in the workplace.
  • The strip begins with Dilbert asking his coworker for help with the printer, but the coworker is unable to assist.
  • Dilbert then asks if he can finish his twenty-seven tasks that are all higher priorities, to which the coworker responds that it will take three new tasks while he is here yammering.
  • The strip ends with Dilbert looking frustrated and overwhelmed by the never-ending list of tasks.

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