Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th October 2018

Dilbert//10774, first published eight years ago on Sunday 14th October 2018

Tags

carol, wally, computer, problem, crumbs, crosstalk, protocols, help

Official transcript

Carol: Wally, can you help me with a computer problem?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH A COMPUTER PROBLEM?

PEOPLE USUALLY DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP.

WHY 15 THAT?

YOU'LL FIND OUT.

I CAN'T LOG IN TO THE SERVER.

I'LL NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN FOOD NEAR YOUR COMPUTER?

UM.. YES.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

YOUR CRUMBS ARE CAUSING CROSSTALK ON THE PROTOCOLS.

IS THIS WHY NO ONE ASKS YOU FOR HELP?

IT'S IN THE TOP TEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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