Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th October 2018
Dilbert//10775, first published eight years ago on Monday 15th October 2018
Everyone Else Is Worthless
Tags
dilbert, fire, pawn, problems, project, the boss, useless, work
Official transcript
The Boss: I'm adding you to the network upgrade project. Everyone else on the team is lazy and useless, so I need you to do all of their work.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M ADDING YOU TO THE NETWORK UPGRADE PROJECT.
EVERYONE ELSE ON THE TEAM IS LAZY AND USELESS, SO I NEED YOU TO DO ALL OF THEIR WORK.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIRE THEM DON'T TRY TO PAWN OFF YOUR PROBLEMS ON ME.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Network Upgrade Project"
Summary:
- The comic strip depicts a conversation between two coworkers in an office setting.
- One coworker is assigned to a network upgrade project, which is described as "lazy and useless."
- The coworker asks if they should fire the team, but is advised against it.
- Instead, they are instructed to pawn off their problems on someone else.
- The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of managing a team and the tendency to avoid responsibility.
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