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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th October 2018

Dilbert//10775, first published eight years ago on Monday 15th October 2018

Everyone Else Is Worthless


Tags

dilbert, fire, pawn, problems, project, the boss, useless, work


Official transcript

The Boss: I'm adding you to the network upgrade project. Everyone else on the team is lazy and useless, so I need you to do all of their work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M ADDING YOU TO THE NETWORK UPGRADE PROJECT.

EVERYONE ELSE ON THE TEAM IS LAZY AND USELESS, SO I NEED YOU TO DO ALL OF THEIR WORK.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIRE THEM DON'T TRY TO PAWN OFF YOUR PROBLEMS ON ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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