Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th October 2018

Dilbert//10776, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 16th October 2018

Everyone Else Is Lazy And Useless

Tags

dilbert, team, meeting, lazy, useless, propose, marinate, bile, raise, hands, grunt

Official transcript

Dilbert: Everyone on this team except me is lazy and useless. I propose that I do all of the work for the team. While the rest of you marinate in your own bile. All in

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYONE ON THIS TEAM EXCEPT ME IS LAZY AND USELESS, I PROPOSE THAT I DO ALL OF THE WORK FOR THE TEAM, WHILE THE REST OF YOU MARINATE IN YOUR OWN BILE.

ALL IN AGREEMENT, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU GRUNT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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