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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th October 2018

Dilbert//10776, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 16th October 2018

Everyone Else Is Lazy And Useless


Tags

dilbert, team, meeting, lazy, useless, propose, marinate, bile, raise, hands, grunt


Official transcript

Dilbert: Everyone on this team except me is lazy and useless. I propose that I do all of the work for the team. While the rest of you marinate in your own bile. All in

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERYONE ON THIS TEAM EXCEPT ME IS LAZY AND USELESS, I PROPOSE THAT I DO ALL OF THE WORK FOR THE TEAM, WHILE THE REST OF YOU MARINATE IN YOUR OWN BILE.

ALL IN AGREEMENT, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU GRUNT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip, titled "Grunt Work," revolves around a team meeting where a team member proposes to take on all tasks, except for grunt work, which they will assign to others. The team accepts this proposal, and the individual raises their hand to accept the grunt work.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip humorously highlights the tendency of individuals to avoid menial tasks.
  • The team's decision to accept the proposal suggests that they are willing to delegate the more unpleasant tasks to someone else.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people trying to avoid doing the dirty work.

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