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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd October 2018

Dilbert//10783, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 23rd October 2018

Award For Cutting Costs


Tags

ceo, award, cutting, costs, department, underfunded, losers, awards, help


Official transcript

CEO: I am proud to give you this award for cutting costs more than any other department.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I AM PROUD TO GIVE YOU THIS AWARD FOR CUTTING COSTS MORE THAN ANY OTHER DEPARTMENT.

ALL OF OUR PROJECTS FAILED BECAUSE THEY ARE UNDERFUNDED.

HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THESE LOSERS?

THE AWARDS HELP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Underfunded Projects"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where an employee is being awarded for cutting costs, despite the fact that all their projects have failed due to underfunding. The employee is confused and asks how they can put up with these losers, implying that they are being rewarded for their failures. The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the tendency for managers to prioritize cost-cutting over actual success.

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