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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th October 2018

Dilbert//10787, first published eight years ago on Saturday 27th October 2018

Crypto Key


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ceo, wally, cryptocurrency, wallet, disappeared, private, key


Official transcript

CEO: I put five thousand dollars into the cryptocurrency wallet you created for me and it disappeared! You're the only other person who knew my password and private key.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I PUT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS INTO THE CRYPTOCURRENCY WALLET YOU CREATED FOR ME AND IT DISAPPEARED!

YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO KNEW MY PASSWORD AND PRIVATE KEY.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I SHARED THEM WITH DILBERT TO CREATE REASONABLE DOUBT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cryptocurrency Wallet Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two characters, one of whom has created a cryptocurrency wallet and shared its password with the other. However, when the second character attempts to access the wallet, they find it empty.

Key Points:

  • The first character claims to have put $5,000 into the wallet but it has disappeared.
  • The second character is the only other person who knows the password and private key.
  • The first character shares them with the second character to create reasonable doubt.
  • The second character is left puzzled and unsure of what happened to the missing funds.

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