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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th October 2018

Dilbert//10788, first published eight years ago on Sunday 28th October 2018


Tags

dilbert, the boss, customer, meeting, engineers, years, disasters, worry, data, centers, blockchain


Official transcript

Dilbert: Can I go with you to the customer meeting? I'm worried you might promise something we can't deliver.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN I GO WITH YOU TO THE CUSTOMER MEETING?

I'M WORRIED YOU MIGHT PROMISE SOMETHING WE CANT DELIVER.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

IVE BEEN HAVING CUSTOMER MEETINGS WITHOUT ENGINEERS FOR YEARS.

I KNOW. AND THEY ALL TURN INTO DISASTERS.

YOU WORRY TOO MUCH!

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!

CAN YOU REPLACE OUR DATA CENTERS WITH BLOCKCHAIN?

GIVE US TWO DAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Data Disaster"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, in a series of humorous situations. The story begins with Dilbert attending a customer meeting, where he expresses his concerns about the company's ability to deliver on its promises. The meeting ends abruptly, and Dilbert is left feeling frustrated.

As the story progresses, Dilbert encounters various obstacles, including a meeting without engineers, a replacement of data centers with blockchain, and a request to give the company two days to replace the data centers. Throughout the comic strip, Dilbert's reactions and interactions with his colleagues provide comedic relief.

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of working in a corporate environment, highlighting the absurdities and frustrations that can arise in the workplace. Overall, "Data Disaster" is a lighthearted and entertaining comic strip that showcases Dilbert's signature wit and humor.

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