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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th October 2018

Dilbert//10788, first published eight years ago on Sunday 28th October 2018


Tags

dilbert, the boss, customer, meeting, engineers, years, disasters, worry, data, centers, blockchain


Official transcript

Dilbert: Can I go with you to the customer meeting? I'm worried you might promise something we can't deliver.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN I GO WITH YOU TO THE CUSTOMER MEETING?

I'M WORRIED YOU MIGHT PROMISE SOMETHING WE CANT DELIVER.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

IVE BEEN HAVING CUSTOMER MEETINGS WITHOUT ENGINEERS FOR YEARS.

I KNOW. AND THEY ALL TURN INTO DISASTERS.

YOU WORRY TOO MUCH!

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!

CAN YOU REPLACE OUR DATA CENTERS WITH BLOCKCHAIN?

GIVE US TWO DAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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