Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st November 2018

Dilbert//10792, first published eight years ago on Thursday 1st November 2018

Exceeding Expectations

Tags

employees, employment, job, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, salary

Official transcript

Boss: I can't give you a bonus because you haven't exceeded my expectations.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A BONUS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS.

DID YOU EXPECT ME TO EXCEED YOUR EXPECTATIONS?

YES.

IT IS LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO EXCEED YOUR EXPECTATIONS WHEN YOU EXPECT ME TO DO IT.

NO BONUS!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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