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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st October 2018

Dilbert//10791, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 31st October 2018

Boss Leads All The Way


Tags

business, encouragement, irritation, managers & supervisors, trick, deadline


Official transcript

Boss: We'll all need to work around the clock to meet the launch schedule. I'll be leading you every step of the way! Now, don't hate me because I can lead you while I'm home asleep. That's not my fault.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELL ALL NEED TO WORK AROUND THE CLOCK TO MEET THE LAUNCH SCHEDULE.

I'LL BE LEADING YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!

NOW, DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I CAN LEAD YOU WHILE I'M HOME ASLEEP. THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Launch Schedule"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where a group of employees are discussing the launch schedule. The boss is frustrated with the employees' lack of progress and is trying to motivate them to meet the deadline.

Key Points:

  • The boss is frustrated with the employees' lack of progress
  • The boss is trying to motivate the employees to meet the deadline
  • The employees are not taking the boss's warnings seriously
  • The boss is getting increasingly angry and frustrated

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the common workplace scenario where employees may not take their tasks seriously, leading to frustration and anger from their superiors. The boss's attempts to motivate the employees are met with resistance, and the situation escalates into a heated exchange.

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