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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd November 2018

Dilbert//10794, first published eight years ago on Saturday 3rd November 2018

Best Places To Work


Tags

employees, employment, irony, lying, managers & supervisors, office


Official transcript

Boss: We're trying to get on "best places to work"

list. If you agree to lie on the survey, maybe we can attract some good employees to make this a best place to work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'RE TRYING TO GET ON "BEST PLACES TO WORK" LIST.

IF YOU AGREE TO LIE ON THE SURVEY, MAYBE WE CAN ATTRACT SOME GOOD EMPLOYEES TO MAKE THIS A BEST PLACE TO WORK.

WHAT?

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Best Places to Work"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two employees, discussing their company's efforts to improve its reputation as a great place to work. The employee on the left suggests that the company should focus on attracting good employees to make it a better place to work, rather than relying on surveys to determine the best places to work. The employee on the right agrees, and they both wonder what the prize is for being the best place to work.

Key Points:

  • The company is trying to improve its reputation as a great place to work.
  • The employees suggest that attracting good employees is key to making the company a better place to work.
  • The employees are skeptical about the value of surveys in determining the best places to work.
  • They wonder what the prize is for being the best place to work.

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