Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th November 2018

Dilbert//10795, first published eight years ago on Sunday 4th November 2018

Tags

advice, business, criticism, employment, managers & supervisors, office workers

Official transcript

Asok: I'm thinking of getting a degree in business and moving onto the management track. Is it fun being a boss?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING OF GETTING A DEGREE IN BUSINESS AND MOVING ONTO THE MANAGEMENT TRACK.

IS IT FUN BEING A BOSS?

IT'S THE BEST!

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING HARD SINCE THE DAY I GOT THIS JOB.

I MOSTLY JUST CRITICIZE IDIOTS ALL DAY LONG.

IT'S AS IF THE COMPANY IS PAYING ME TO DO MY HOBBY.

SPEAKING OF PAY, MY SALARY IS ABOUT TRIPLE YOUR PAY.

IS THERE ANY DOWNSIDE?

I HAD A LOT OF GUILT AT FIRST.

MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL.

YES, IT WAS THE LONGEST TEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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