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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th November 2018

Dilbert//10798, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 7th November 2018

Tons Of Experience


Tags

boss, business, employment, interviews, lying, managers & supervisors, experience


Official transcript

Boss: We only hire people who have experience. Man: How can I get experience if no one wants to hire inexperienced people?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE ONLY HIRE PEOPLE WHO HAVE EXPERIENCE.

HOW CAN I GET EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WANTS TO HIRE INEXPERIENCED PEOPLE?

WE DO HIRE LIARS.

OH, GOOD.

I HAVE TONS OF EXPERIENCE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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