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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th November 2018

Dilbert//10798, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 7th November 2018

Tons Of Experience


Tags

boss, business, employment, interviews, lying, managers & supervisors, experience


Official transcript

Boss: We only hire people who have experience. Man: How can I get experience if no one wants to hire inexperienced people?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE ONLY HIRE PEOPLE WHO HAVE EXPERIENCE.

HOW CAN I GET EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WANTS TO HIRE INEXPERIENCED PEOPLE?

WE DO HIRE LIARS.

OH, GOOD.

I HAVE TONS OF EXPERIENCE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hiring Liars"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a job interview, where the interviewer, a man with a puzzled expression, asks the candidate, a man with a surprised expression, about his qualifications. The candidate responds that he has "tons of experience," but the interviewer is skeptical, given that the company only hires people with experience. The candidate then reveals that he has hired liars in the past, implying that he has experience in hiring unqualified individuals.

Key Points:

  • The interviewer is looking for someone with experience, but the candidate's response raises questions about his qualifications.
  • The candidate's admission of hiring liars in the past suggests that he may not be the most trustworthy candidate.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of hiring based on experience, highlighting the potential flaws in this approach.

Overall:

The comic strip "Hiring Liars" uses humor to comment on the challenges of hiring and the importance of considering multiple factors beyond just experience. It suggests that companies should be cautious when relying solely on experience as a qualification, as it may not always be a reliable indicator of a candidate's abilities.

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