Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th November 2018

Dilbert//10797, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 6th November 2018

Speakerphones

Tags

boss, criticism, distraction, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, phone call, sarcasm

Official transcript

Dilbert: I accomplished nothing this week because my idiot co-workers continue to use their speakerphones in the office. This is compounded by the fact that my idiot boss doesn't allow me to work from home. If you need me, I'll be sitting in my cubicle doing nothing but waiting for other people's phone calls to end.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE MY IDIOT COWORKERS CONTINUE TO USE THEIR SPEAKERPHONES IN THE OFFICE.

THIS IS COMPOUNDED BY THE FACT THAT MY IDIOT BOSS DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO WORK FROM HOME.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE SITTING IN MY CUBICLE DOING NOTHING BUT WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S PHONE CALLS TO END.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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